It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". I founded the secret message, you ok man? maybe the longest text ever. This has been a weird day. GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? Do you care? Now I can think. Longest math equation copy paste - Math Textbook I wonder why anyone would read this? We think. Hits all right. I'm back. The fake blood seeped into the open wound. and " You think Jenny's weird? I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. Hours of completly useless fun! When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. Good for it. I usually have less than 30 minutes. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. Longest Text in The World : r/copypaste - reddit On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. -works best on pc/laptop. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. But it's not. Okay. I know, you were just crushed that nothing new was happening. Just how much time do they have on their hands. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. "Traditionally, the longest sentence in English Literature has been said to be a sentence in Ullyses by James Joyce, which clocks in at 4,391 words. Okay. Yeaha topic would be good. 4. My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. I've been playing one of the new neopets slot machines (black pawkeet). So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. It gave me new insight into how weird I am. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. Try it. That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! Anyway, I'm gonna go. Everything is fine. Yea, me! d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . But they really were'nt buffoal wings 'cause buffalo's don't have wingscause they come off when they are babies, JOsh says so and he must be right causse he's been having Profound Thoughts even though he cannot remember them. You feel very, very honored. That will be a wonderous day. It's like this. I bet you couldn't tell. No? Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. This is because she memorizes the questions. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! * IT'S NOT FAIR! I just don't know. I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). I sure am. Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. I would be. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. Why, you ask? That makes me feel alll warm and fuzzy inside. I only signed up for a semester. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. It was one of my friends. I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. Creepy. Now I do. Isn't that sort of ironic? My evil, EVIL sister. Far away. Then, she accidently woke our three yappy dogs up, and they relized that they were in a car. I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. | 13.63 KB, JSON | Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. [9] [10] [11] See also [ edit] Longest word in English Longest words References [ edit] ^ a b Stephen Crain; Diane Lillo-Martin (1999). And not so pissed at my weird family. I'm back. We could call ourselves TACO! Code 452 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paperclips (ME!!!) That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. Today we had a "family outing." Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! THAT IS ALL. I'm back! She HATES and FEARS it. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? | 12.46 KB, JSON | my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. There are now longer sentences in . That sounds good, too. It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? Yeah. It's creepy. hello, I like to play Fortnite it is a really good game. I'm back again. Would it be cheating to fill it out again? In you, I found love, a friend, a companion, a mother, a role model, a perfect human, in short, you're my total package. I'm just bored. What cruel fate is this? Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. How absurd. That's what they need to do with the water. It's not like I have anything better to do. i'll copy and paste this to my site. Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. I'm back. If you expect nothing and get something, you're happy. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. Just like a real psychologist. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. It says that in black ander lime green! Hey, by the way. This is chaos. The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. I few months ago I saw a movie about that. I'm tired. But I must. Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. I'll just have to do the very best that I can. I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. Anyway, today's rant is about one of my many and various pet peeves: fasion andstuff. Follow him at@jdmagness, by Josh Jones | Permalink | Comments (30) |. The experimental writers sentence style inspired hundreds of writers since, including Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Joyce, and other masters of modern literature. My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. I'm back. We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? ME: Yep. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. Space is notorious for not having air. But without the bad sound track. Maybe. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. See? You know, the small, white feather. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). Celebrating creativity and promoting a positive culture by spotlighting the best sides of humanityfrom the lighthearted and fun to the thought-provoking and enlightening. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? 10 Longest Known Sentences in English - Largest.org Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. It's an outrage! It's a law, I think. Warning* Extremely long pasta. 12083 is a mid length novelette. There is a world where you are a faerie. Too bad. But does anyone test "pure" water? Immediatly, my mother started complaining. It sucked. Lots of gooey talent. Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! The Longest Story in The World : African Folk Tales : Fable : Animals This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. Are you ready? Or not. She's evil. There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. I wonder if I've made the world record? Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. Fire is good. this is not a long paragraph it is multiple, I am just not as pretty as my friend Haylee she is fab so give me a chance for this job. OR something. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. You must be caught in a time warp. I'm going. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. My dadwas on this site. Spooky, huh? I'll only say that it was the first game you could "talk" to and was the first (and only) N64 virtual pet. API tools faq. Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). Here goes. Seeya! Wellprepare to be enlightened. It's not FAIR. On video games. I'm back. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). We thank you! You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. Pastebin . I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! Never mind. Obviously, you know this. The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. I love owls. You seeknowledge is good. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. OH, SO SPLENDID!! To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. Wooooooo! Please read our disclosure for more info. All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. Now, wasn't that entertainment. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." I must really be desperate for something to do. And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. I don't exactly have a good track record with virtual pets. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. The World's Longest Sentence (5237 words) by Mark Virtue (1980, aged 15) Once upon a while back there was an ambitious contortionist who made up his mind he would try to conquer the twenty-seventh highest dead volcano on Neptune, with his tongue secretly hiding behind his overweight postman's Swedish Hi-Fi set and the shoelaces of his Persian . The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. I'm sure some so called "scientist" can prove all my theories wrongbut how? does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) School is taking its toll. responsible for any faulty wiring or lack thereof in your computer. Yep! It was pretty good. You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. The number of licks, I mean. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. It would make no sense. So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! You thought you'd gotten rid of me. The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. This morning, my Mom came home from work. He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. I'm back! Isn't vast a funny word? OkayI can do it. You expect far to much of the inanimate world. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer.

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